10 Pound Molar

A 10 pound Mammoth tooth has been found

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"along with pre-historic dentist and..."

Speedo Ban - Thank you thank you thank you

They're banning speedos at a waterpark in Britain...

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"You're going to thank me for this....thank you.."

Sleep tight in secure bed

Need a bed to keep you safe in case of a disaster ? Thought so. Here it is...

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" it's roomy enough to put a computer, tv, microwave, fridge and phone in there, presumably to call 911, if anyones there.."

Princess and The Pea

Small town parades can be such fun...

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"is her prize pea going to be in the parade..?"

Opera by Tweet

The royal Opera Houses is asking for people to Tweet the libretto of a new opera....

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"I have actual audio of the opera.."

Etiquette during job interviews

Etiquette coaches says that business is booming with job seekers hoping to get an upperhand in interviews....

Quote Edit"Cover that tattoo especially if it says stud muffin..."

Website profile mistake

They made a mistake on my website profile at the radio station..

Quote "I said take that down..."

Expensive to raise kids

It's expensive to raise kids these days. I have a few suggestions...

Quote "2 cans and a piece of string..."

The Man Bra

The Japanese have once again come up with another oddity for us in Western Civilizaion to ponder..... The "Bra-O" .....

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"Something is topsy turvey here..."

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Dorm Room Leftovers

Here's a list of some of the more unusual things students have left behind in their dorm rooms....

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"Who hasn't had one of those in their dorm room ? "

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Cemetery BOGO sale

Buy one get one free on cemetery plots. We can't make this up.....

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"Get one of equal or lesser value, ABSOLUTELY FREE ! ..."

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Fashion meets technology

Here's a dress that lights up when you get a call... Is it an original idea ? I think not....

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"He was answering his shoe long before they put cell phones lights in dresses..."

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Lobster thief

When breaking into a lobster place try to stay awake.... A word to the stupid criminal in the audience...

Quote "It reminds me of when Rudy Sollenberger broke into the Leisenring guppy farm..."


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Actual Insurance Forms

Not everyone gets the idea of brevity in reports or even re-reads what they've written. Perhaps they should Michael and Susan share actual insurance form reports...

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"a little guy in a little car with a big mouth.."

Pope Radio goes commercial

The Official Radio Station of the Vatican is going to be taking advertising for the 1st time since it's inception in 1931.....

Quote "Hey this is Vinnie...Come down to Wally's Wafers and Wine shop..."

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Sports while driving is dangerous

Driving can be dangerous when listening to sports on the radio....

Quote: "I wanted to pull out my broom and throw it right at the radio there..."

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The Mustache Institute

Shaving can be a big deal.....

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"The mustache Institute, I know you've heard of them.."

Tongue exercises

Sleep apnea and snoring researchers think they have a solution....

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"Can you tell I'm doing my eyebrow pushups right now...."

No Sex for you....

Kenyan women are enforcing a boycott on sex and getting sued.....

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"They instituted a ban on Quality Intimate time..."

What do dogs think?

What do dogs think when they go bad ? Just wondering....
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Quote: "They were like pirahnas...."